And we let him carry the torch?
That is talent
How exactly does somebody realize they can do this?
Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless leader.
Matt. Oh, Matt.
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Alien (1979)
9 memorable Bernard Black quotes (Black Books season 2)
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The Hulk and Iron Man and Thor and a number of other superheroes have come together because Loki has come down to earth and is causing some trouble… so just by the way.
(Source: nevershavethomas, via team-hiddleston)
“that’s a pretty awesome group of people!”
Can I be on this team? That would be amazing.
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I had a dream last night
where I made-out with two of my dysfunctional ex-boyfriends. I wonder what that means.

And just two? Where were the rest of them? LOL.
I’m not dating anymore. I’m not sleeping with anyone anymore. No fuck buddies, no nothing. This is going to disappoint some people. But their penises will find other homes. But the bottom line is most people are really boring and sexually disappointing, and I’m tired of getting disappointed. And if they aren’t disappointing, then it ends before it starts. I’m locking this shit up until someone interesting comes along.
